Mild Thoughts #001

Mild Thoughts 1 Minute

You are on the top of sand dune, right in the centre of a desert with far stretches of nothing but only sand, Also you have a water bottle and a sandwich with you. Now, what should you do?
Experts advice: Consume the sandwich and water wisely and urinate in water bottle, So that you can drink it later.
My advise: Spill the water, take the empty water bottle and sandwich, club them together and make a fleshlight, and start touching yourself ( you know what I meant by “touching yourself”).
As you are certainly going to die of dehydration and by no fucking way you can cross miles of sand stretch with a water bottle and a sandwich. So at least live the last hours of your life fully and let your soul rest by the mankind’s utmost desire.
OPTIONAL: You may use your belt to force choke yourself and let the sensations coming up from this necrophile wank, grow by ten folds.

And give out your life by snu-snu.

 

Have a nice day!!!

Published by dvthapa

I love meaningful abstracts and also create some(not necessarily meaningful). This virtual space is going to be filled with articles on random topics (mostly unrelatable or out of any living person's concern) and in case I am feeling a bit too artistic, then you may be able to witness some poetry too(not necessarily bounded by the rhymes). Anyways don't bind yourself with any expectations.

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